TAONU memes/copypastas

TAONU is well known for its large amount of inside jokes, where are spammed quite often, Most of these inside jokes come from events that happened involving the channel in the past, or  funny shit/quotes TAONU found on other websites (such as the PS chat or Youtube)

2014


ITS A MIND GAME, A MINDGAME:

a quote from etika involving a situation between a breloom and a gourgeist, often used when someone is battling.



Etika in general:

Etika is a funny youtuber soulgazer linked on taonu. He does commentary on all kinds of Pokemon battles and uses weird shit like Emboar and Whimicott in OU, and specially defensive swampert with Hydro Pump.









Mizuhime is evil:

Molk enjoys preaching the fact that Mizuhime is a bully and occasionally literally the ultimate evil and/or the spawn of satan.

When Molk does this, he usually claims that Mizuhime did something extremely uncalled for or outlandish, including but not limited to: Giving birth to Druddigon, being the daughter of Aku, killing his dog, nuking his house, killing (insert user here) and replacing him or her with a robot, creating Molk's Dad, setting fire to his life savings, killing bigfoot, stopping morgan freeman from creating a real santa claus, stealing his froakie, blowing up mars and replacing it with an inflatable replica, stabbing the last dinosaur in the heart, attempting to summon cthulu 30 times, shooting imanalt, starting world war three, and other even more despicable things that can't even be mentioned on this page

It is not known whether Molk's claims are true, we do know, however, that Mizuhime is responsible for every crime that has taken place on the planet earth in the past 19 years.

Outplay the coinflip

<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">NIPPLE BLADES OF FURY

<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">It Is Tactical

<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">Yilx's Luck

<p class="ace-line">Yilx is a great artist, but is also well known for having some of the worst luck known to man. If something bad can happen, it will happen to yilx, yilx literally cannot go 5 seconds without a klefki appearing at his doorstop, a nuke being dropped on his house, or xavier renegade angel coming to life.

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">I'M A GIRL

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<p class="ace-line">Trop's stalker Raikoo claimed to be a girl. When another pokemon website (PO) claimed that he was a guy, his reply was:

<p class="ace-line">You should know I am a girl. Everyone knows I'm a girl. I am a girl. I would post pics, but I don't want to get banned for porn. Please stop lying. Once again, we all know I am a girl. If you can't accept that I am a girl, you should go to bed. Not only am I fabulous, I am the GLORIOUS master race.

<p class="ace-line">this is now spammed as a copypasta by TAONU (and ShootingStarmie)

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">Team NFE

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">KARAOKE

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">TOM BACON

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">FUSX SISTER

2013
<p class="ace-line" id="magicdomid819" style="text-align: center;">Swag song

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">Molk Goons

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">Aegislash THE CRUMBLER

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">BAN DRUDDIGON

<p class="ace-line">THE MOST BROKEN POKEMON TO EVER EXIST THAT SHOULD BE BANNED UT IT ISNT BECAUSE MOLK IS A FAGET THAT FAPS TO IT.

<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">It is balanced because you can use it too

<p class="ace-line">Troll logic

<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">RU PRIDE

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">MUH (thing here)

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">ghosting kenny to reqs

<p class="ace-line">Kenny wanted to get the TC badge on smogon, but kenny is really bad at pokemon and does stuff like switch rhydon into slowking, so he asked taonu to ghost him to reqs. this failed because he titled due to his cheese fries on the fourth vote, then got assasinated by Mizuhime in early 2014.

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">HAPPY DINO

<p class="ace-line">Trop was really bored and decided to look at mons that get outrag and realized Meganium learned it Trop thought that was funny because Meganium happens to be the happiest dino on the planet and made a series of joke teams featuring SD OUTRAGE MEGANIUM.

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">Bigfoot and Pupitar

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">Molk's Dad

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">so many options

2012
<p style="text-align: center;">WAKKA WAKKA, I'M MOTHERFUCKING PAC MAN <p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">

<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">Tunak Tunak Tun

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">Shaqtus

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">MLG 

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">GIRLY MAN

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">ur a faget

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">SAND JOKE

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">Beating uber pokemon with nfes

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">beating alomomola with outright stupid shit

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">RU METANG

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<p class="ace-line" style="text-align: center;">gayfics

2011 or before
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